this is how my brain works.

I was trying to remember the capital of Thailand while driving home. It was right on the tip of my tongue. I knew it contained a slang word for genitalia. Dick? No, that wasn’t it. Cock? Maybe, but did it start with that? No… cock, cock, cock… ah ha! Kok – Bangkok.

overheard in our bedroom #79

Tonight’s topic of discussion was “If you plug all the holes in someone’s body, will they explode?” I even Googled it. Scott doesn’t think so, I think it might happen on a dead body. I suggested we submit it to MythBusters.

until next year.

Now we begin the ultimate mess, where I curse toy packaging, minimal closet space, and anything with tiny pieces.