doing the math.

Thirty-four years ago today, this fella was born. Four years and four months ago, I met this fella. One year and seven months ago, I married this fella. Three months from now, I’ll have a baby that looks a lot like this fella. Happy birthday, Scotty. I love you.

don’t do this, not around me.

I am easily annoyed. But I’m not unreasonable. There is, however, no excuse for people who talk on their cell phones in bathrooms. Lately, I’ve encountered people at work and restaurants who do this. I can’t imagine a world in which I am so important that I absolutely have to carry on my social life…

25 weeks

WEEK 25 Fat: 15 pounds. Still doing much better than last time. Can still wear a few old shirts and skirts. Eating: Still stuck on those turkey salad sandwiches (with havarti, lettuce and tomato on croissant) from Heavenly Ham. I have one at least twice a week. They’re perfect. I’m also sampling every single flavor of…