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I’m back from my trip. Here’s what I did and the food I ate while I did it. Monday: Drove five hours to Chicago. Ate delicious chopped salad. Karaoked at a gay bar – sang “Common People” by Pulp and “Joey” by Concrete Blonde. Smoked too much and stayed out too late but had a…

in one week.

Some people vacation on sunny beaches. Some people vacation by staying home and watching Oprah. One week from today, I will be embarking on a strange little Jenny vacation. I am going to drive by myself to Chicago to have dinner and enjoy some gay karaoke with my dear friend D. The next morning, he…