a fireball destroyed france today…

” … and Gerald Ford is dead.” “Gerald Ford dead today, from an overdose of crack cocaine.” “Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.” “Stunning news from Yorba Linda today, as Richard Nixon’s corpse climbed out of his grave and strangled Gerald Ford to death.” You may have…

it’s beginning to feel a little more like christmas.

I feel a bit better now than I did when I last posted. Within the past 48 hours, I have gotten paid, finished my Christmas shopping, got some nice presents from some nice people, crawled through a bathroom window during a lockout, ate some tasty Moroccan food, went to an empty bar with two of…