bam! biff! pow!

I was in a wreck on Friday. I was coming back to work from my lunch, and I was turning left into my parking lot. I had to slow down to wait for a car to pass, and after it passed, I started to turn. And then BAM! The giant van behind me slammed right…

stuffed meats.

Found item # 35: Kitty Paper Shopping List.I love this item for 2 reasons:a) “sausage” is misspelled, but spelled the way it might be pronounced in certain regions of the country.b) it reminds me of a Bill Swerski’s Superfans sketch on Saturday Night Live.

happy birthday, baby.

Exactly three years ago today, I was exactly where my dear friend Rilah is right now: in the hospital, giving birth. It was a Thursday. I went to the hospital very early in the morning (around 4 am, to be precise), thinking my water had broken. After spending an hour watching The Waltons and trying…