maybe i can go on living my life now.

Because I know I’ve been unable to move, think, work, eat, sleep, ANYTHING until that crazyassed Tom Cruise and poor, pathetic, brainwashed Katie Holmes had their damn baby.Well, it’s finally happened. Katie has given birth to a 7 lb, 7 oz Scientologist. The cycle of life continues, albeit a little stupider and more bizarre every…

i shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

I don’t feel like blogging today. I’ll write anyway, though. I am starting every sentence with “I.” I think this is a good idea. I had a really good weekend, despite the religious holiday. I danced my ass off with IndyGirl and Co. on Friday night. I had very dirty feet afterwards. I think this…

you might say it’s self-indulgent.

Dear faithful blog readers,I certainly hope you like my bulleted lists of random shit about myself. Because that’s all I feel like doing this week. Kitten and I learned how to count to ten in Russian yesterday. I had a dream about Iggy Pop last night. I am going to see the Dresden Dolls in…