My hips hurt. My back hurts. I’m out of breath. I don’t want to eat anything other than Little Debbie fudge brownies. I am tired of hearing “Oooh, you’re getting big! How much longer?” I am tired of being touched by strangers. My underwear does not fit. I have no patience, and my tolerance level for [...]
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Posted in pregnatized on June 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Holy shit, I’ve only got about two months left - two busy, busy months that include three weddings, one federal holiday, two children’s birthdays, one visit from my dear wife Aughra, a Radiohead concert, a big move to a new house, Kya’s first day of kindergarten (oh my god), my mom’s college graduation, a family [...]
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Posted in pregnatized on May 15, 2008 | 4 Comments »
WEEK 25
Fat: 15 pounds. Still doing much better than last time. Can still wear a few old shirts and skirts.
Eating: Still stuck on those turkey salad sandwiches (with havarti, lettuce and tomato on croissant) from Heavenly Ham. I have one at least twice a week. They’re perfect. I’m also sampling every single flavor of Ben & [...]
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