Posted in from the mouths, the art of having kids on June 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Kya likes to make up songs, everywhere, all the time. Most of the time in the bathtub. Tonight’s repertoire included such greats as:
“No Animals Allowed”
“Sea of Teeth”
“Get Yer Warm Precious Milk”
“Diaper Ballet”
“Who Are You Voting For, Honey?”
“Eating Humans for Dessert”
“Everybody Say ‘Baaaa!’”
Posted in from the mouths on March 25, 2008 | 6 Comments »
I’ve written before about the ridiculous conversations Scott & I have in bed. They’re usually bizarre, perverse, and probably to anyone but us, disgusting. Last night’s was a good one.
It’s been determined that, should either of us ever lose a bet to the other, the winner gets to administer an enema of any choice of [...]
Posted in from the mouths on March 18, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Yesterday was the first St. Patrick’s I’ve not really celebrated in a long time. No Irish Lion. No Guinness. No Bushmills. I’m not Irish, but it’s still a tradition. I guess I could have had an O’Douls. Or I could have made these delicious-sounding Guinness cupcakes.
Kya and I went to the grocery after school for [...]
