Posted in how we live on March 31, 2008 | 1 Comment »
8 PM, Sunday:
I am sitting on the floor in a skirt and tank top, with my upper body stuffed into the cabinet under the sink. I am using an allen wrench and the handle of a toilet plunger in an attempt to unstick the flywheel of my garbage disposal. Upstairs, my husband is catering to [...]
Posted in pregnatized on March 26, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I like to make pathetic attempts at creating some semblance of order on my blog. I’ve done Half-Nekkid Thursday, Five on Friday, and I once had a photo caption contest. But my pregnancy makes me a feature in an anthropological freak show and gives me something to write about. It also gives me a free pass to eat [...]
Posted in from the mouths on March 25, 2008 | 6 Comments »
I’ve written before about the ridiculous conversations Scott & I have in bed. They’re usually bizarre, perverse, and probably to anyone but us, disgusting. Last night’s was a good one.
It’s been determined that, should either of us ever lose a bet to the other, the winner gets to administer an enema of any choice of [...]
