that’s a snazzy bouquet.

29 February 2008 at 8:16 pm (uncategorized)

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  • Thanks to about five Luna bars, I can finally take a dump.
  • I am sick and tired of looking for a new house.
  • I am neither sick nor tired of planning my Chicago trip with Aughra and Poo. We booked our hotel this week - yay!
  • Children are more impatient about an impending baby than the pregnant mother.
  • I have been so busy at work and it’s really quite nice.
  • He may be a twat in real life, but I’ll watch Steve Coogan in anything.

8 Comments

  1. thecoldwar said,

    29 February 2008 at 10:26 pm

    “I’m leaving you, you cow!”

  2. Stephanie said,

    1 March 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Oh my lands…I was pretty much sure that I was going to crap out a terd the same size as the baby when I was in labor. I was also CONVINCED that I was as big as I was, b/c my bowels were jam friggin’ packed. I sooooooooo feel for you. It’s just the worst feeling in the world!

  3. Sam said,

    1 March 2008 at 6:16 pm

    I don’t know how much magnesium you can take when preggo, but I highly recommend looking into it. I would cut a bitch for taking my magnesium. I am the source of wisdom about all things poop related. Yes I am!

  4. Stephanie said,

    2 March 2008 at 2:10 pm

    1/2 serving of Milk of Magnesia every night…the doctor recommended it when I was pregnant. That helped me soooooooooo much!!!!! I have a funny story about this very thing. I should tell you of it someday. I WILL tell you that it involved: 1) being pregnant, 2) being on vacation, 3) a homemade enema, 4) Larry passing out TWICE.

  5. jenn t. said,

    2 March 2008 at 4:21 pm

    scott’s been trying to get me to take these gigantic magnesium pills. they look like little loaves of bread. i’ll take it if it’s in liquid form.

    i have to hear this story. a homemade enema?

    i sometimes forget that not everyone discusses digestive system issues and bowel movements in their homes as much as we do. i have appalled my parents on more than one occasion.

  6. Dale said,

    3 March 2008 at 12:43 am

    Hey. I just got a chance to talk to Bill. He was no help with the hotel thing. Where did you decide to go? Let me know if you have any need for a couple of guides. :) We might be around!

    ~RDP

  7. Sarah S said,

    4 March 2008 at 12:38 am

    “I would cut a bitch for taking my magnesium”
    I love this quote.

  8. aughra said,

    4 March 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Get yourself some OTC stool softeners. I lived on those.

    Ever see Coogan’s bit with Alfred Molina in Coffee and Cigarettes? Good stuff.

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