Posted in uncategorized on January 29, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Amazingly, today, I’m not going to bitch about pregnancy. No, I’m going to bitch about work.
I was washing my hands in the bathroom, which is always, unfailingly nasty. Women are so disgusting sometimes. Men are bad, too, but women? If you’re going to leave your pubes and droplets on the toilet seat, if you’re going [...]
Posted in pregnatized on January 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I’d love to be a beaming, glowing expectant mother. Really. I envy my friends who have been or are. But this first trimester is bullshit. I feel gross and fat and hungry and sick and pale and bored and lazy and annoyed and too apathetic to do anything about any of that.
The only thing that [...]
Posted in uncategorized on January 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I found this through Sam, who found it here. Because I can’t use PhotoShop or the Internet enough in one day.
