Arriba!
Attack of the Killer Christians!
Watch OUT!
On my lunch break today, whilst driving around town, I was nearly hit by three - count ‘em - THREE cars bearing that silly little Jesus fish. At one point, I found myself at a stoplight with two Jesus cars next to me and one in front of me. I was SURROUNDED! But I felt strong knowing that I had my Science fish to protect me.
Decaffeinated, Part Deux
Day 2 of No Coffee: I am feeling okay, really. I’m keeping myself very hydrated. I see people walking around with nice, steaming mugs of delicious coffee and it looks so inviting… but no! I must think of my health, of the greater good… Water is much better for me! It will make my skin look better and my organs function more smoothly and it will keep mucus from clogging up my throat and it will treat me much better than that devil coffee ever did… with its deep, dark aroma and inviting richness… oh god… this is not easy!
In other news, I made a wishlist on Amazon.com. If you’re feeling generous, there are some great things (mostly books) on my list that you could indulge me with. You know, ‘cos that would be nice. Yeah.
