Posted in uncategorized on March 31, 2006 | 9 Comments »
I hereby deem Friday as “Toy of the Week” day.This week’s toy?
The Baby Jesus Doll
That’s right, kids. For just $25, a beautiful bundle of heavenly saviour can be all yours! You can even choose what race your Jesus is - Caucasian, Latin, “Dark Hispanic,” or African-American!
Baby J even comes with a card that reads:
“I [...]
Posted in uncategorized on March 30, 2006 | 7 Comments »
It’s a fucking beautiful day! Oh my god, I’m not so angry anymore! It’s so nice outside! I want to go to the park! I want to drive around and play “Beautiful Day” by U2, and I don’t even like the new U2!!
Posted in uncategorized on March 30, 2006 | 6 Comments »
Today I am angry. Why am I angry? Because this country is becoming a giant, steaming shithouse, that’s why. Citizens’ rights are slipping away, and sadly, so many don’t notice because they’re too ignorantly distracted by Brangelina, American Idol, and whether or not Britney Spears is really going to leave Kevin Federline. Who gives a [...]
